My friends are in competition to be more nutty than me. Sometimes they succeed.
Just tonight, I mentioned to a friend that I don't have a TV.
She immediately suggested I get a microwave as a substitute - cheaper too.
So I said I'd heard that some microwaves had turntables - so I could get moving pictures just like on a real TV.
She pointed out that eventually, a microwave goes DING and stops.
So that got me wondering if there were TV programmes on some obscure network that made the TV look like it was a microwave cooking food? And did the programmes finish with a DING and the light going out?
That's when she had the temerity to suggest I was mad
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